Friday, March 17, 2006

And That About Does It For Number 8

BILL: Number 8 didn't work.

LEARNEDFOOT: Not even close.

BILL: Flop-a-roony.

LF: Miserable failure. Of course, it didn't help that the primary target ended up on our team...

BILL: Or that Mr. Sailor Man didn't know that a "currah" is a boat.

LF: Yeah. And a "waterproof" boat at that.

BILL: And our rift with the Nihilist in Golf Pants deepened.

LF: Indeed. There are dark days ahead. We teeter on the brink of war.

BILL: *sigh*

LF: *sigh*

BILL: Anything happen after I left?

LF: Well, Gary and I formed a new band: Metallicacapella. All vocal Metallica covers. We feature a bitchin' twin air guitar assault.

BILL: Sorry I missed it.

LF: No you're not.

BILL: You're right. I'm not.

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