BILL: Number 8 didn't work.
LEARNEDFOOT: Not even close.
LF: Miserable failure. Of course, it didn't help that the primary target ended up on our team...
BILL: Or that Mr. Sailor Man didn't know that a "currah" is a boat.
LF: Yeah. And a "waterproof" boat at that.
BILL: And our rift with the Nihilist in Golf Pants deepened.
LF: Indeed. There are dark days ahead. We teeter on the brink of war.
BILL: Anything happen after I left?
LF: Well, Gary and I formed a new band: Metallicacapella. All vocal Metallica covers. We feature a bitchin' twin air guitar assault.
BILL: Sorry I missed it.
LF: No you're not.
BILL: You're right. I'm not.