Friday, March 03, 2006

Another meaningless letter

James Ostgard of Minneapolis is a certifiable moron and this letter from today’s Star & Sickle proves it.

While conservative apologists for the Bush administration tediously complain about the liberal media kicking Vice President Dick Cheney for a hunting "accident,”…if Cheney had shot his best friend while bird hunting in Minnesota, he would have appeared in criminal court for his felony arraignment by now.

Of course, he is the vice president, and a Republican. Any other hunter in these circumstances in Minnesota would have been charged with the felony.

JAMES “SHIT-FOR-BRAINS” OSTGARD, MINNEAPOLIS

You make a worthless point, James, because – and listen close – MINNESOTA LAW DOES NOT APPLY BECAUSE CHENEY WAS IN TEXAS – YOU F&%*#ING IDIOT.

WHY DO YOU F&%*#ING PIECE OF CRAP LEFTIES INSIST BRING UP POINTS THAT ARE COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT?

AND WHY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO YOU CONTINUE TO INFER THAT CHENEY RECEIVED PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT BECAUSE A HUNTER IN MINNESTOA WOULD HAVE BEEN BROUGHT BEFORE A COURT.

ARE YOU REALLY THIS STUPID, JAMES? ARE YOU?

WHO WIPES YOUR ASS FOR YOU AFTER YOU TAKE A CRAP, JAMES?

WHO CALLS TO REMIND YOU TO BREATH?

WHO FEEDS YOU SO YOU DON’T STARVE TO DEATH?

WHO TELLS YOU NOT TO STICK YOUR TOUNGE IN AN ELECTRICL SOCKET?

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THE ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS SO I CAN PAY THEM TO STOP, THEREBY EXPIDITING YOUR DEPARTURE FROM THIS WORLD.

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