Friday, March 10, 2006

Brian Lambert is Special

In the same way Rain Man was special; if Rain Man also had a lobotomy.

I caught a little bit of Lambert's show yesterday, and I couldn't get the thought out of my head:

If the FCC added the phrase "pandering to special interests" to its notorious banned words list, Lambert would never be able to complete a sentence over the air.

In a related thought: apparently on Lambert's planet the Democratic party never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever panders to "special interests."

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