Thursday, March 16, 2006

Jamboree Singalong Planning Conference

Joined in progress...

BILL: So we're going to shelve "Afternoon Delight." OK. What are we going to sing then?

LEARNEDFOOT: I think we go with Number 8.

BILL: Number 8!? Ooooo! Do ya think it'll work? I mean, I'll bet that there are a lot of people that don't know that one. How will the tune get caught in people's heads to the point of distraction?

LF: Well, for the few who do get affected by it, it will be debilitating. Once it gets into the target's head, It'll be like a jackhammer ceaselessly pounding on the brain, driving all constructive trivia-related thought out. If Gary or Homeboy are there, Number 8 will definitely take them out. It may hit a narrower range of victims, but the ones it does affect will be decemated. Think of it as the bird flu of music.

BILL: Alrightee then. Number 8 it is...

To be continued.

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