Wednesday, March 01, 2006

KAR Approval Ratings at Highest Level Ever

Despite recent quality struggles, a new scientific and reliable public opinion poll reveals that KAR is da' Shiznit:

QUESTION 1: Do you approve or disapprove of KAR's job performance?

Approve - 75%
Disapprove - 0%
No opinion / WHY YOU BOTHER DEMENTEE AT WORK???!!!!!! - 25%

QUESTION 2: Do you approve or disapprove of the use of the term "greasy anal discharge"

Approve - 75%
Disapprove - 0%
No opinion / YOU REALLY STARTING TO ANNOY DEMENTEE!!!! - 25%

QUESTION 3: Are you good at decorating pies and wrapping gifts?

Yes - 25%
No - 50%
Don't know / ME GONNA EEEEEEEEAT YOU!!!!!!!! - 25%

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This poll was conducted among a Twin Cities-wide totally and completely random (no, really: we swear to God) sample of 4 adults, interviewed via their work e-mail addresses on February 28, 2006. The error due to sampling for results based on the entire sample could be plus or minus zero percentage points. An oversample of hairy Irish-Italian attorneys and moonbat-eating monsters was also conducted for this poll, for a total of 2 interviews among this group. The margin of error for hairy Irish-Italian attorneys and moonbat-eating monsters is plus or minus zero points.

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