Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Moron Mail

Oh look: drool!

I, like Doug Grow, am perplexed by Sen. Michele Bachmann's statement that a constitutional ban on gay marriage "is the No. 1 issue in the state" (column, March 28). As a voter in Bachmann's district I have a few items that I wish she would put ahead of her personal beliefs:

• Property taxes going through the roof.


But our schools are BURNING! They need that cash!

• Minnesota being the largest importer of electricity in the United States.

Why do you suppose that is, Mikey?

• Over 46 million Americans without health insurance.

How, as a STATE SENATOR, is she supposed to do anything about that?

• The jobs being created in our country pay less than the jobs that are disappearing.

Accepting your premise as true - which I do not since it was obviously cut and pasted from MoveOn - how, as a STATE SENATOR, is she supposed to do anything about that? On to talking point #5...

• National debt and trade deficit are at all-time highs.

How, as a STATE SENATOR, is she supposed to do anything about that?

• Our government is outsourcing our national security.

Everybody say it with me: how, as a mother-f***ing STATE SENATOR, is supposed to do anything about that?

• Corporate America is outsourcing our jobs and national defense.

How, as a STATE SENATOR, is she supposed to do anything about that?

• Our borders are unguarded.

*sigh* H., A.A.S.S., I.S.S.T.D.A.A.T.?

• The Iraq war.

*double-sigh*

*triple sigh*

To me gay marriage is a [TALKING POINT ALERT!] wedge issue that politicians put out there to [ANOTHER TALKING POINT ALERT!] distract the American public from their own ineptitude to solve problems that impact our state and country.

MICHAEL LA FART, FOREST LAKE.

Well, it wouldn't be a "wedge issue" if you all just agreed with me.

Oh snap!

And actually, I think there is no better way to demonstrate ineptitude than for a Minnesota state politician to start proposing laws that are solely in the province of the national Congress. Talk about a waste of time.

MEMO TO LA FART: Assuming that you did write this yourself - and I have my doubts - it would make you look less like a drooling ass if you actually read the bullshit you were cutting and pasting from the latest DFL propaganda mill memo, and then edited out the parts that were irrelevant. Either that or you are just a silly little fool with a tenuous grasp on reality and the IQ of an artichoke.

Further evidence suggests the latter.

What say you, Bobo?

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