Monday, March 20, 2006

QUAGMIRE!

As the Great War Against the Nihilist enters its second day many analysts and "scholars" (so qualified because they "read, like, 25 newspapers a day") are beginning to label it a "quagmire." Indeed KAR has suffered a significant setback today, because for some mysterious reason, its graphics will not load. This is no doubt due to the neferious efforts of the Evil One, who once expressed disgust at one of KAR's inventive header graphics.

In a limp effort to quell the hostilities, The Mayor has tried to get these two intractible enemies to "talk" through an interblogular mediator.

Both sides have refused.

As this latest development appears to significantly weaken the Mayor's influence, and indeed marks a low point for his administration, now would be a good time to commission a poll.

You'll find it atop the sidebar. One vote per computer per day.

May God have mercy on us all.

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