Wednesday, March 22, 2006

ROCK BOTTOM!

The results of a new poll released today reveal that public approval of Mayor Bogus Doug's handling of the Great War on the Nihilist is at an all time low.

The Flarfinger-KARNation poll revealed that only 12% of respondents approve of the Mayor's handling of the war. This is an all time low for not only Mayor Doug but for any administration in recent memory.

While the Office of the Mayor refused to comment, most analysts agreed that Mayor Doug is the worst MOB official ever, and should be impeached.

33% of pollees disapproved of the mayor's performance while 56% felt that puppies are cute.

SAMPLE: The poll was conducted between March 20, 2005 and March 22, 2005. Seven people who could read and were willing to answer were asked "Do you approve or disapprove of Mayor Doug's handling of the war?" Total number of votes tabulated: 52, resulting in a margin of error of +/- 387%.

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