Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Still Time to Sign Up For the MilF

As long as I got the golf thing going...

Do you like beer?

[KARNation: YES!!!]

Do you like general debauchery?

[KARNation: YES!!!!!!]

Do you like golf?

[KARNation: (unenthusiastic mumblings interspersed with a few "yeses")]

Spring is almost here, which means the 2nd Annual Buick KAR-Nation Millard Fillmore Memorial Open Championship Golf Outing Classic (AKA "the Millard" or the "MilF") is coming soon. Since we have quite a few more readers than the last time we solicited participants, I am extending the invitation anew to join LearnedFoot, Bill, Dementee and your favorite comment trolls on the golfing adventure of a lifetime.

The Millard is tentatively scheduled to be played on the rolling, undulating greens of the lovely and bucolic TPC at Valleywood in spectacular Apple Valley Minnesota (bring extra balls - the back 9 is a bitch)! As a participant in the Millard you will be able to:

* Marvel at LearnedFoot's awesome power off the tee!

* Laugh your asses off at LearnedFoot's awesome incompetence around the green!

* Possibly hear Bill swear!

* Play with people who are too drunk to notice how much you suck at golf!

We are still in the preliminary planning stages, but the post-match reception will involve beer and may involve meat grilled by LearnedFoot.

If you are interested in playing in the MilF, and have not yet done so, please e-mail us at koolaidreport (at) yahoo (dot) com, so that we can consult with y'all as to dates, times, amount of beer needed and to provide any further instructions.

As far as golf tournaments go, you can't lick the MilF!

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