Monday, March 27, 2006

Update in the Light Rail vs. Conceal-Carry Casualty Contest

After a long drought, the Hiawatha Line finally lit up the scoreboard by inflicting two injuries (one critical) on the populace, thereby extending its lead over permit carriers. The score as it now stands:

Number of people killed or seriously injured (i.e. necessitating hospitalization) by light rail: 4

Number killed or injured (illegally) from a bullet fired by a firearm permit holder: 1

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