The Wall Street Journal debases itself by printing an opinion piece by Pamela Anderson (yes, the one with the tits) decrying the use of chimps in entertainment:
I've vowed never to be involved with a production that uses live apes because I don't want to be a part of this cruelty, and I bet you don't either. Let's drop the curtain on ape "actors" by sticking to animatronic animals or willing human performers for our ads. It's not like there's a shortage of struggling starlets willing to embarrass themselves if it means getting on TV.
Our own in house Gong Show reject Bobo has some thoughts on Pamela's neurosis.
(KAT to Chad the Mullet)