Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Full Disclosure

The MOB is all atwitter about the pending nuptials between St. Paul and the Opera Girl. However, if I may be serious for a moment, I think that Rachel deserves to know a little more about the man with whom she intends to spend the rest of her life. When one enters a commitment as grave serious as Holy Matrimony, one needs to have some indication as to what limits her tolerance will be pushed. That means facing some ugly truths.

There's something about St. Paul that I think you should know, Rachel.

Brace yourself dear.

He tends to fixate on crotch images:


OK. The 24 Hours of Frivolity are over. We will now resume with our usual bile-soaked vitriolic mayhem.

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