Thursday, April 27, 2006

Moron Mail

Remember LearnedFoot's Rule of "So"? If not, go refresh your memory before plunging head-first into this puddle of drool that earned a spot as today's "Letter of the Day":

So Fox News anchor Tony Snow is set to replace Scott McClellan as White House press secretary. I'm sure his first order of business will be to decry the liberal media bias.

PETE BRAINFRIED, MINNEAPOLIS .

Oooo! Ooooo! Let me try:

So, Brownshirt News anchor Tony Snow is set to replace Scott McClellan as White House Press Secretary. I'm sure he will continue to kick puppies and eat babies like all good little Repukelicans do.

Or how about:

So, Tony Snow is going to be the new White House press secretary. George Bush is a big jerkface.

Or:

So, Tony Snow is going to be the new White House Press Secretary. I hope he chokes on all those lies he's forced to tell by Karl Rove, Paul Wolfowitz and the other neocon mis-leaders.

Or:

So Tony snow is going to be the new White House Press Secretary. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Or:

So, Tony Snow is going to be the new White House Press Secretary. It's just like Bush to appoint another mouthpiece as his spokesman.

Or:

So Tony Snow is going to be the new White House press secretary. Since I have nothing better to do, I'm going to write a vaccuous non-sequitur to the Strib, devoid of any reason, insight or wit.

Jeez. Is writing the Letter of the Day really this easy?

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