Saturday, April 01, 2006

Things That Should Scare You

If you live in the pleasant environs of my town (said town being a tidy little suburb famous for its easy access to winsome comestibles and fulsome draughts of alcoholivity), you'd think you'd feel pretty safe.

But the other day, driving through said town, I realized I have no idea where the Austrians live in my town.

Not that I have anything against said Austrians in said town. I just like to know where said Austrians are. Just in case. Said Austrians could decide to start preaching Austrianism to the inhabitants of said town, or making all said peoples' meals Austrian.

Where are they?

Come out, Austrians ! Heeeere, Austriany Austrian...

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