Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Today's News in Haikus

Worst economy
Since Herbert Hoover? Again,
I must call "bullshit!"

Panic in the streets
As gas prices surge. Dumbass!
Gas spikes ev'ry spring!

Flash: "I'm no lefty!"
In other news: Kermit the
Frog is no Muppet.

Standing for whole flight
Actually less painful
Than sitting in coach.

Treasonous act is
Civil disobedience. Don't
You dare steal those Stribs!

When given the choice
Of voting with Puffy or
Dying, most choose "die".

I give up! You win!
9/11 changed nothing!
Not one fucking thing.

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