11. So many free burrito giveaways, so little time.
10. John Hinderaker keeps calling me.
9. Constant struggle to keep Dementee from forcibly taking over NARN.
8. I've been seized of a sudden, inexplicable interest in opera.
7. Unending e-mail correspondence with Kate Parry.
6. Monitoring the KAR crew to ensure they don't pull any April Fool's Day pranks that I don't approve of is a quasi-full-time job.
5. I'm running out of ideas.