Saturday, April 01, 2006

Top 11 Reasons Why I Don't Post Very Much

11. So many free burrito giveaways, so little time.

10. John Hinderaker keeps calling me.

9. Constant struggle to keep Dementee from forcibly taking over NARN.

8. I've been seized of a sudden, inexplicable interest in opera.

7. Unending e-mail correspondence with Kate Parry.

6. Monitoring the KAR crew to ensure they don't pull any April Fool's Day pranks that I don't approve of is a quasi-full-time job.

5. I'm running out of ideas.

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