Saturday, April 01, 2006

Top 11 things that Bug me

11. John Hinderaker won't return my calls

10. Trapper John's stock picks have been way off lately

9. No matter how hard I try, I just can't figure out this football thing

8. My efforts to not sound like Kermit the Frog have thus far been futile

7. Peeps!

6. Learned Foot's hi-jacking of my football picks for a sure-fire betting system

5. Overuse of Brokeback Mountain references

4. That guy on the Verizon Wireless commercials

3. Having to type "Sisyphus" so often

2. Those new, smaller Coke cans

1. The fact that I have never met, spoken to, or seen a photograph of Dementee

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