Tuesday, May 09, 2006

The Day's News in Haikus

Mr. Stern, I beg you:
Please stay at Sirius, where
No one can hear you.

Here, have a cookie.
Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
Poop poop poop poop poop.

It's "The Day After"
Except, instead of nukes, death
Comes via chickens.

Do I watch "Fatal
Contact" or "Idol" tonight?
Third option: kill self.

Prison food is a
Major upgrade from Armin's
Previous diet.

Babes are satisfied.
Dudes would rather do it a
Lot more. So, what's new?

Ben's having tough times.
Here's something to heal the wounds:
Add one more flava.

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