Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Moron Mail Moron Mail

Oh what a clever penis:

Don't get fooled again

George W. Bush's approval ratings are hovering around 30 percent, nearing the low point for his father's presidency. Now both father and son are endorsing Jeb Bush for a possible presidential run.

What was it Dubya said, again? "There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again."

Let's pray that we won't be fooled a third time!

[The unfortunately but aptly named]
PETER J0HNSON, MINNEAPOLIS

Wow. I bet the folks at DNC headquarters had to work around the clock to draft that template for their latest newspaper letter blast campaign.

One normally has to visit a morgue to encounter such clever wit.

Oh look - another guy with a penis euphamism for a name:

President Bush, already the least trustworthy president since Richard Nixon, wants us to take it on faith that the secret collection of domestic phone records by the National Security Agency is completely "lawful" and does not jeopardize the privacy and civil liberties of law-abiding U.S. citizens.

To echo Bush's own words: "Fool me once ... shame on ... shame on you. ... If fooled, you can't get fooled again."

I'd rather abide by a phrase used by revolutionary-era American patriots: "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."

PETER BRAINFRIED, MINNEAPOLIS.

Wow. I bet the folks at DNC headquarters had to work around the clock to draft that template for their latest newspaper letter blast campaign.

One normally has to visit a morgue to encounter such clever wit.

...

Whoa. What just happened?

...

On an unrelated topic, it looks like Pete has some issues with LearnedFoot's Rule of "So."

...

On an unrelated topic, it looks like Pete has some issues with LearnedFoot's Rule of "So."

No comments: