Tuesday, May 16, 2006

The News in Haikus

Her fake Brit accent
Must have driven her hubby
Over borderline.

Graft knows no party.
Democrats are too stupid
To figure that out.

Bush delivers speech.
Pundits yammer endlessly.
LearnedFoot yawns wide.


At last, a platform
That can deliver the votes:
Orgies, more orgies!

Forget Duke lacrosse.
This is better: soccer chicks
In panties kissing.

To solve the code, don't
Go too far. Some is (sic) not
Always redundant.

Be warned: after
Following the link, you must
Remove obstacles.

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