Monday, May 22, 2006

The News in Haikus

Condoleezza Rice
Speaks at B.C. Some applaud;
Some show their they're asses.

Curses! One less chance
To write yet another post
About antitrust.

Shocker: Barbaro's
Done. More shocking: Nihilist
Did not bet on him.

Doug's too cheap to get
HBO. As courtesy:
SPOILER DEAD AHEAD!

Vito the fanook
Whacked by New York family
All out war ahead.

How could something so
Controversial be so
Mind-numbingly dull?

It is easier
To dance on the ceiling when
The building's been bombed.

Big Ten Football to
Return to Minnesota
Foot gets season tix!

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