We can all go on with our lives now that Paris, what a stupid name, has been summarily dismissed from American Idol.
I don’t waste my time on such drivel, but I’m damned tired of the weekly recaps I have to suffer through on the TV news and local radio stations.
Maybe it’s just me, but if I had a teenage daughter (like the ones I saw on the news the other night) who sat in the living room watching this nonsense while holding a sign that read “Go Paris, Go!”, I would have her examined to determine if her brain was getting enough blood.
Bring back The Gong Show. At least Chuck Barris didn’t take himself seriously, unlike the too-arrogant-for-words Simon Shitsack Cowels.
And you parents: Please stop naming your kids after cities.