Friday, May 05, 2006

Today's News in Haikus

Cheney sings The Who:
"Meet the new Russia; The same
As the old Russia."

Patrick Kennedy -
No! I won't do it! The jokes
Are way too easy.

CIA shakeup!
Porter Goss resigns his post.
Did leaks sink his ship?

"Right wingers flee Bush!"
NBC gushes. Yet Bush
Can't run for third term.

OJ's Derby pick
Is "Lawyer Ron". The other
Jockeys are afraid.

Will you still need me,
Will you still feed me, when you
Become sixty-four?

Jay Redding best blog?
Pshaw! Head of Alfredo
Garcia feels bad.

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