What's your name? Who's your daddy? Is he a 20 handicap like me? Has he taken any time to show you HOW TO RESPOND TO A FREAKING E-MAIL MESSAGE????!!!!!
Yes, while interest in the 2nd Annual Millard Fillmore Memorial KAR-Nation Open Championship Charity Golf outing Classic has been robust, there are some out there who think that I have some manner of telepathic powers that relieves them from having to observe the common courtesy of responding to an e-mail.
12 other people were able to find the "reply" button on their e-mail applications. Why not you, Chad?
If you are one of the rude people who hasn't confirmed or declined a slot in the Open Championship's field, please check your e-mail. I am resorting to threats now.
In other news: we may have room to accommodate some non-golfers for the post-MilF Awards Ceremony / Beer Guzzle / Grilled Meat / High Explosives extravaganza. If you want in, drop me a line (koolaidreport at yahoo dot com). Space is limited, so act now!