Friday, June 09, 2006

Marching Orders

Shhhhhhhhh.

OK people, the time has come. With all of the members of the "Reality" Based Community occupied both locally and nationally, there is no one to stop us conservatives from implementing our evil plans. While the Defenders of Glorious Progressivism are away (to wail and gnash their teath or whatever it is they do when they have their scowling outragefests) the wingnuts will play.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now we can do all those things that they always say we want to do with impunity. They're too busy trying to come up with something even cleverer than "Chimpy McBushitler" to monitor our blogs in their ongoing attempts to reveal our nefarious plans. Now we may speak openly about such things. Now we may ACT!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[breath]

[comedic pause]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH! HA!

Um...

What was it we were going to do again?

...

Ah shit. I don't remember.

...

I think I'll go golfing.

Sucks to have a life.

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