Wednesday, June 28, 2006

News Haikus

Minneapolis.
How to fix Amy's quagmire?
Run and tell teacher!

Banning cigarettes.
Who could gripe? Mike Cirisi!
Senate seats ain't cheap!

There is hope! Maybe
that Travelocity Gnome
can get hooked on this...

Official Language.
If it's not English, he won't
know - we laugh at him!

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