Friday, July 21, 2006

The News in Haikus

SURPRISING NEWS: The
Material Girl likes to
Use a vibrator.

The same woman
Who showed us all her colon,
Fears the Middle East.

"Gay marriage will not
Harm the tradition any
More than divorce does."

"Of course Israel
Has a right to exist; Just
Like Hezbollah does."

This just in: right now
Many a Hezbollah ass
Becoming puckered.

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