Monday, August 07, 2006

BREAKING: Updated Score in the Light Rail / Conceal & Carry Casualty Count

THIS JUST IN to the KAR newsroom.

We have an updated score in the ongoing tally of casualties attributable to the light rail line and conceal and carry permit holders respectively. The updated score is now:

Concealed weapon permit holders: 1

Light rail Death Train: 5 (3 fatalities)

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