Friday, August 04, 2006

dispatches from the heart of a lonely moron's beating breast

Lo! What flatulation is
this?!

Cursed

Cursed

Cursed be he
who
sups on his toils
and shares not by force of
state:

I applaud
Mayor Coleman's understanding
of community
problems
and
needs
and
his courage to propose a tax
increase.
There should be no
complaining
by anyone about this
if
the increase is fairly imposed across the
board.
However, tax fairness these days often is in the
eye,
ear,
mouth
and pocket
of the
beholder.

Woe unto you that
fight the Sucubus!
Woe to you that
does not submit
to
the
inevitable!

Woe.

Woe.

Woe.

Whoa:

The neocons and other Republicans...

Ah yes! the

n

e

o

c

o

n

s

!

But a callous
slur
to fabricate a
villain
out
of
nothing!

The game accommodates
two,
so I dub thee
"Neoleftwingcommiedouchebag!"

...have convinced many taxpayers that
all
tax increases
are
bad.

Sooth! Only the truth is convincing.

And once again
the
truth
has
done
its
job.

This may be the most
insidious,
divisive
political
ploy
yet propagated by a group whose
lifeblood is
self-serving propaganda
fraught
with lies
and
distortions.

"Lies" and
"distortions"?

Get thee to a dictionary!

Avoiding tax increases
is divisive.

Increasing taxes
unifies.

Got it.

While the Republicans are the first to
scream
"Class warfare!"
every time someone questions tax
fairness,
it is they who
by far
have been the major —- indeed, almost sole —-
benefactors of neocon
Republican tax policy.

One could
also proclaim
that
homeless people
also
benefit from

n
e
o
c
o
n

tax policy
since they
pay
no
taxes.

(save for those
imposed
by Democrats).

The citizens of St. Paul should realize how
fortunate
they are

...to have armed
their
own
rapist...

to have a mayor who
seems
interested in the commonweal,

Fortunate
indeed!
For the Coleman always
giveth the courtesy
of a reacharound!

not pandering to a vote-
getting,
campaign-
contributing selfish, public blood-

sucking minority.

The

a
s
s

who would

raise
taxes

has the
cajones to
call those who
wouldn't
"Blood-sucking!"

Oh the

Irony!

Irony!

Irony!

Irony:

thy name is

W
I
L
L
A
R
D

B.

S
H
A
P
I
R
A

Hailing
from the
twin
that is not
being
sodomized
by
The Coleman:

Minneapolis.

CURSED!

WOE!

IRONY!

No comments: