How doth the Bears suck?
Let me count the ways..
Kyle Orton has a lounge-lizzard moustache
And he's always in a drunken haze.
Their head coach is large, with tummy so tubby
And the worst part about him, is that his name is "Lovie".
Twenty years of futility - seems like a hex
Until last year's first round playoff gag-reflex.
But if there's one thing about them I really can't stands,
It's all those annoying FIBs that are fans.