Friday, August 04, 2006

How Doth the Bears Suck?

How doth the Bears suck?
Let me count the ways..

Kyle Orton has a lounge-lizzard moustache
And he's always in a drunken haze.

Their head coach is large, with tummy so tubby
And the worst part about him, is that his name is "Lovie".

Twenty years of futility - seems like a hex
Until last year's first round playoff gag-reflex.

But if there's one thing about them I really can't stands,
It's all those annoying FIBs that are fans.

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