Friday, August 11, 2006

How Many Local Lefty Bloggers Can LearnedFoot Impersonate in a Single Post?

By my count, all of them:

Is there anything that Kennedy vs. the 5-Speed Vibrating Vagina won't lie about?

They're even sullying Italian food:

Our favorite RINO [Sarah Janacek] was on a mission and beat me to the checkout line even though my shopping list called for nothing more than balsamic, basil and mozzarella fresca. She paid and hopped into her late model Range Rover.

Um, everybody knows that there is no FUCKING vinegar in Caprese (emphasis LearnedFoot's):

Just before serving, drizzle on some excellent extra-virgin olive oil. NOTE: Insalata Caprese should never be allowed to sit in oil for any length of time and become soggy, and no vinegar of any kind goes on Insalata Caprese!

Pwned!

LearnedFoot thinks that if Makeover Mark's surrogates can't even get a simple recipe like Insalata Caprese (it's always CAPITALIZED, by the way, since it means "salad from Capri"), how can we expect Makeover Mark to vote against his own party a sufficient amount of times as a Senator to make LearnedFoot happy?

Whatevs.

Stay tuned to Blog of the Moderate Norwiegian Centrist Yowling at the Cucking Power Liberal DFL Senate Publius for much more banal nonsense that nobody with a life gives a shit about.

How rediculous!

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