Tuesday, August 01, 2006

I have a better idea

Phil Olson of Oakdale hates freedom. Actually, he hates freedom if you are using yours to do something he does not approve of like, let’s say, I don’t know, maybe smoking.

Phil wants a statewide ban because he hates smoking – and probably smokers as well.

Phil is a selfish jackass. He wants the world to live as he does.

Fuck you, Phil.

I have a better idea, why don’t we allow bar and restaurant owners to decide for themselves if they will allow smoking in their establishments. Let’s even require them to post really big signs indicating that anyone who enters their place of business will be exposed to smoke from cigarettes, cigars, and pipes.

Then you, the consumer, have the necessary information to make an informed choice of whether you want to drop you fat ass on a stool and suck down secondhand smoke or keep moving until you find a bar that doesn’t allow smoking.

Ain’t freedom grand, Phil? Of course it is, but you wouldn’t know that because you are a freedom-hating asshole who wants to force your idea of good on the rest of the world.

Fuck you, again, Phil.

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