Wednesday, August 30, 2006

The Sad Hummingbird of Schizophrenia

A dreary ennui seems to have befallen most of the local bloggers worth reading this week. And also ones not worth reading, like KAR. There's nothing out there to mock, ridicule, laugh at, impugn, throw feces at, fisk, or poop on.

It's so bad, that I am forced to cram all of KAR's running gags into a single post, just to can see if I can do it:

KAR FAQ Ver. 6.9

Q: Say Foot, you know what? - Ryan R., Rochester

A: No, what?

Q: 9 Chickwood Lane is much better than your crappy Mr. Stinky comic! What do you say to that, huh? -Ryan R., Rochester.

A:



Q: Say Foot, is there anything else that Iron Maiden can teach us? -Dave O., Pittsburgh

A: Why yes. Yes there is.

Iron Maiden Can Teach Us a Lot About How Bobo Recites Iron Maiden Lyrics

Bobo is not a prisoner, so says he...

Moron Mail

Sarah is miserable:

The Behemoth — oh, I mean, Bridges of St. Paul project. Let's not begrudge the rich a playground on the riverfront. It seems the poor dears can't find upscale housing in the neighborhood — the $400,000 homes dotted along the bluff notwithstanding. They need luxury apartments, dozens more shops and restaurants, a 30-story hotel, a multiplex and Mythica so that they can feel "connected" to the river. And let's not forget that Jerry Trooien has graciously included a riverfront-walking path so that the rest of us poor slobs can stroll past and see how the other 1 percent lives.

The Bridges Web site says, "Go ahead and pinch yourself. It's all real." Mercifully, it's only real in cyberspace. Let's keep it that way.

SARAH McPOOPYBUTT, St. Paul

Um...

Why do editors who compile Dakota and Lakota folk stories hate rich people?

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Haiku

All work and no blog
Material makes Foot write
"Poop" repeatedly.

Accounting Porn!

* Cost basis
* Stepped up basis
* Gain


Liveblogging the Writing of this Post

1:30 - This liveblog is over!


DEMENTEE ADD: HOW CAN FOOT FORGET DEMENTEE?????!!!!!!! FOOT MAKE DEMENTEE SAD!!!!!!! MAYBE MOONBAT BUFFET CHEER DEMENTEE UP!!!!!!!!

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