* For purposes of this list, I will eschew the obvious joke.
11. The M.A.D.D. Designated Driver Award
10. The Commissioner's Trophy for Shrewd Personnel Moves
9. The Least Insufferable Fans in the Face of Futility Trophy
8. The Donald Trump Best Sports Venue Award
7. The Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
6. The Kennedy Transmission Clutch Play Award.
5. The Having the Lead at Least Once in a Super Bowl Trophy
4. The Least Annoying Fans Award
3. The Captain Stubing Trophy for Outstanding Watercraft Etiquette
2. The Susan B. Anthony Respect for Women Award
1. The Wunderlich Trophy for Fans Who Can Tell the Difference Between a Hash Mark and a Skid Mark