The semiannual MOB confab is tomorrow night at Keegan's. I will be there, as will the Head of Alfredo Garcia. Unfortunately, Bill will be busy decorating pies that night, and Dementee cannot make it as he is planning on siring his 27th child. OPG will be too drunk to even find the door to his efficiency apartment, so count him out too.
If you are unaware of my attitude toward attendees who wear nametags to these things, Bobo has a PSA on the issue for your edification.