It's perplexing that these sorry excuses of human
But in any event, I'm convinced that these loony toons' are just trying to get outraged about something since they haven't had much new to get outraged about in the past year or so.
Well, there was that 9/11 movie on ABC, but that's over now. And Fitzmas (which was - let's face it - mock outrage, since these a-holes have always despised the CIA and everything it does) was a dud. But really, neither of those could have compared to the orgasmic outrage to be gleened from charging the president they despise with mass murder.
But what if you're not a moonbat kook? What if you're an apolitical animal-loving kook. You know the kind I'm talking about - the ones who cry like the little bitches they are at the end of Old Yeller when the dog dies, but bat not one eyelash when scads of human beings are portaryed dying in a movie like Schindler's List.
Well, those kooks finally found a fictional something to get upset about too:
Breakfast food company Kellogg's has come under fire from animal lovers furious about a television advert showing a man riding a dog like a horse.
Nearly 100 complaints have been made against the new Crunchy Nut Cornflakes advert, which shows a very small man finishing work and riding home on the back of an Irish Wolfhound.
Dog lovers say the behaviour in the scene is cruel and could be copied by children.
When filming the ad, nobody rode on the dog. It was a CGI effect.
Get. A. Life.
Although, they may have a point about children, inspired by this ad, mounting Rover and causing the poor pooch serious injury.
Like that's never happened before.
This is all too reminiscent of the Great Apple Jacks Fruit Outrage of '05, when the Center or "Science" in the "Public" "Interest" put Kellogg's in the crosshairs, charging the breakfast cereal purveyor of being fruitist.
Get. A. Life.