Thursday, September 14, 2006

Moron Mail

I think somebody spiked their kool aid with angel dust or something. On the same page, you've got the Portland Avenue Poopybutts trying to convince their readers that the primary victory in the AG race of a Mike Hatch clone is a vote for "change," along with this mysterious specimen of schizophrenic "thought":

Katherine Kersten's column on Sept. 11 points out that there are some nut cases who have unique and distorted perceptions of reality.

With all due respect to the families and friends of the victims of the 9/11 tragedy, there are certainly other conspiracy theories she should add to her list.

Is it the outing of Valerie Plame? Haliburton controlling the weather. Petula Clark was actually JFK's assassin? Do tell...

One in particular is the theory that legalizing gay marriage will undermine heterosexual marriage. That "conspiracy theory" is not only ludicrous, it is discriminating and hateful.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWCHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Owie! Owie OWIE! OUUUUCH!!!! I think I just got whiplash!

KIRK DORKFIEND, OWATONNA, MINN.

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Someone take over for me while I look up "non-sequitur" in the dictionary.

UPDATE: Dictionary says: "see prune juice".

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