And that's saying something, since 95% of KAR's regular commenters are knock-down plastered when they submit comments. It's hard to type when you've got a bad case of the DTs.
So let's give the benefit of the doubt to this life-form, who was likely suffering from the effects of a ton of foreign substances along with a complete lack of anything resembling a life when commenting on the thread to this post:
Yawn. If MinMon did one thing great today, it's getting KAR to waste a little life energy on this snoozefest of a post. All in an attempt to bring down a site that does something a whole lot closer to journalism than this site. Way to go!
The commenter then goes on to detail the debilitating mental defects of his or her STD, give his / her IP adddress, and complain about an abundance of small furry rodents in his / her sphincter.
Why do the hostile commenters on KAR always feel the need to do such things?
It's been so long since I had a troll comment this absurd - no doubt because they've all been so terribly busy getting treated for various personality disorders, or spending copious amounts of time in emergency rooms gettuing various objects extracted from their rectums (at least that's what their comments suggest). But it's reassuring to note that they still follow the same predictable pattern. To wit:
1) Expressions of boredom:
Yawn....this snoozefest of a post.
For all the times some moonbat has dubbed a post - or the entire contents of this blog for that matter - "boring," a "yawner," "snoozefest" etc., you would think that the traffic levels of a blog as boring as KAR apparently is would be somewhere in the neighborhood of Yowling at the Fencepost. Happily, it's not.
2) Proclaimations of time wasted / the target of the KAR post is so much cleverer because it got me to divert resources, thereby harming my ability to advance the agenda of Karl Rove / The Neocons / The Rand Corporation, or whatever:
If MinMon did one thing great today, it's getting KAR to waste a little life energy on this snoozefest of a post.
Yes, I wasted all that "life energy" that could have been otherwise dedicated to more vital pursuits like:
Dirty song parodies;
Holding fake elections featuring a talking chimp;
Ripping on letters to the editor;
Meditations on the wisdom of Iron Maiden;
Fantasizing about vaporizing assholes that drive below the speed limit in the left lane;
Photoshopping the Nihilist in Golf Pants into Brokeback Mountain vignettes;
and so on...
3) Groundless insult borne of ignorance:
All in an attempt to bring down a site that does something a whole lot closer to journalism than this site.
See number 2. If KAR ever begins to resemble journalism, it's time to piss on the campfire and call in the dogs. But you wouldn't know that if you were a hate-filled spittle-flecking dumbassed jerkass douchebag bonerheaded worm who has nothing better to do than to spend life-force leaving embarrassing comments in some blog that you obviously never read.
Nice life ya have there, Pert!
And thanks for the material.