Candidates are advised to participate or risk being mocked behind their backs by the moderator (me).
As a recap, here are your nominees:
For the OFFICE OF MAYOR:
Andy "Teh Fuzzy-Headed Fury" Aplicowski (The respective campagns of these two has already gotten downright nasty.)
Bobo the Chimp
Leo the Psycmeister
Ryan "Assman" Rhodes
Kevie "Soldier o' Fortune" Ecker
For MOB SOIL AND WATER COMMISSIONER:
Chad the Elder
Good luck to the candidates, and don't forget to swear a lot and insult your opponents and their lineages.