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2) Candidates are allowed an unlimited number of rebuttals, however:
3) Each candidate's first statment must be in response to the question below;
4) After addressing this debate's topic, candidates are encouraged to to engage in any manner and number of slander or ad hominae against his opponent as he sees fit.
Today's topic: GET TO KNOW ME!
Question: Describe one incident from your past in which soil or water had a profound impact on your life.
(Ok, that's technically not a question, but I'm the moderator and can do whatever I want.)