Monday, October 09, 2006

Oh Brave New World

EDITORS NOTE: The following has been translated from its original language: Drunken Babble.

OPG here with an important announcing by the graces of our most exulted leader, LearnedFoot.
Today marks a happiness day in the world of ThunderJournalism. For through the fortitude of our Fearless Leader, KAR shall be the first wholly online collection of misanthropic characters to have the capability to defend itself throught the means of nuclear weapons.

It is true that rumors have been swirling around our glorious ThunderJournal for well over a year, that we have possession of silly happy weapons. But now, for first time, world can witnessing the power of KAR's super fun nuclearness!

KAR's first nuclear weapon test shall commence in:

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DETONATE!

LEARNEDFOOT PANICS: HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OPG: Oh glorious day! Oh glorious day! What a magnificent success!

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LEARNEDFOOT: You IDIOT! You're supposed to bury the device underground. Way underground!

OPG: oops.

LEARNEDFOOT: Way to go moron! We need to assess the damage. Now!

To be continued...

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