The Minnesota Vikings are currently in their bye week. The last time the Vikes had a bye week was the single greatest period in the history of KAR. I am, of course, talking about the Vikingssexboatorgy Scandal. The only way it could have been better was if they had brought a poet laureate on board the boat and were served Spinach Gratin cooked by Susan Lenfestey.
To celebrate KAR's watershed moment, go back and relive that blessed week all over again:
Post mortem reflections (*sigh*)
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've, uh, gotta leave...