Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Stoned Moron Mail

Dude.

I need to tell you something...

Shhhhhhhhh.

Maybe I'm being paranoid, but I think Tim O' Brien is everywhere.

He's everywhere! He's even picking which letters to print in the Pi Press now, judging by inexplicable stupidity and outright DFL talking-point barfing in the letters today:

We need change

If you thought you voted for values in the last couple of elections, take an accounting of what we got instead: lies, corruption, an unjust war, Abu Ghraib, leaders who can't grasp what an outrage against humanity might be, government for the very rich, and there's more. The Bush brand of conservatism has failed us in the war against terror, in Iraq, at home with Katrina, it's failing our children, and there isn't much we're united about anymore. We need change; we need it now, starting with this election.

THOMAS L. BONERCOWSKI
Mendota Heights


Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. Howard Dean called - he wants his talking points back. It's like the same letter that's run every single day in the Strib for the past 4 years.

No. I'm being paranoid.

Who's that???!!! Another one????

I don't know which God told Michele Bachmann to run for office, but it couldn't have been the Christian one.

Dude. I'm beginning to think that Tim O'Brien and his favorite correspondents don't like God. Or anyone who publicly proclaims a belief in Him.

God is, like, so deep and stuff.

Ponder that.

























Fell asleep. Sorry.

Her proposal to replace the income tax with a 23 percent sales tax is not only a bad idea, but also an immoral one.

Why have God tell us what's moral and immoral when we can have some uninformed nimrod from St. Paul do it instead?!!!

Dude. Seriously. You are really beginning to harsh my mellow.

Taxing low-income people 23 percent of their consumption is taxing them on most, if not all, of their income, as they spend almost everything on basic needs.

Now, I may be stoned off my gourd right now, but even I know that this assertion is 100% USDA Choice Dry Aged, tender, juicy and exquisitely marbled bullshit.

For some reason, I could really go for a steak and a beer right now.

Taxing the elite 23 percent of their consumption is to tax them on a very small percentage of their total income.

How is taxing the poor 23 percent of everything they make and the elite 23 percent of only 3 percent to 4 percent of their total income fair or Christian?

How is lying to the public via the PiPress (with the willing help of Tim O'Brien - I'm on to you mister! - under the supervision of the Reverse Vampires, and at the direction of the Rand Corporation) "fair" or "Christian"? And how far up your ass did you have to reach to pull out this rhetorical turd anyway?

"Rhetorical turd." Heh.

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Ow. My tummy hurts.

Typical right-wing tax strategy: tax breaks for the elite at the expense of the poor and middle class.

Typical left wing strategy: mischaracterize the truth, dissemble, remain willfully ignorant, lie your big, stinking, poopy butt off and put it all into a letter to the editor that your bagman, Tim O'Brien will dutifully publish (pursuant to his Standing Order from the DFL and the Trilateral Commission!)

DAVE BONER
St. Paul


Dude. Nice name.

I'm going to go hide in a closet for the next several hours so Tim O'Brien can't beam his Thought Control Ray into my brain.

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