Thursday, October 19, 2006

VOTING IRREGULARITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Overnight, non-entity Mayoral "challenger" Leo "da Psycmeister" Pusantonioionini somehow garnered 29 votes. 29 Votes in about 10 hours.

By way of comparison, none of the other candidates have even yet received a total of 29 votes (as of the time of this posting) over the past 2 and a half days.

And let's face it: it's not like Leo has a large, grass-roots base he can mobilize at will.

Suffice it to say: there will likely be one less daygo greaseball ginney wop goomba in this race by lunchtime. A decision as to Leo's candidacy will be coming later.

Developing...

UPDATE: Leo has admitted to fixing the election, and has apologized. Apparently he's just a poseur Goodfella, unlike Joe Tucci (who has suddenly and inexplicably disappeared).

Leo remains in the race, but 30 votes will be deducted from his total. Unfortunately for Leo, that means that any late surge (polls close tomorrow morning, remember) that puts him in the runoff, will be automatically suspect anyway.

Let's stop acting like Democrats, people!

KAR FLASHBACK: Leo shouldn't feel too bad about getting pinched. I smacked down the MAWB Broads pretty hard when they tried to pull similar electoral shenanigans last year.

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