The Kool Aid Report enthusiastically endorses the gratuitous use of thongs in comic strips, and hopes the practice becomes a trend.
One small complaint: since Chris Muir likes to pimp Conserv-o-blogs, why not have Jan wear a KAR Thong? Or perhaps her exsquisitely cut, six pack be-abbed beau Damon could give her one as a Christmas present. She - being a liberal - would become outraged and pillory Damon leading to all kinds of double entendre-laden three panel exchanges. Hillarity ensues!
Seriously, Chris, have your people call my people. We can work out the details.