And so the carnage continues, growing ever wider. I fear the Starland Vocal Bomb was less effective than I thought.
So be it, Jedi.
Keeping in mind that the effectiveness of a true earworm has less to do with how bad the song is than how annoying and persistent it is (think lobotomy) I offer this classic to torment you for the rest of the month:
I had the DJ play this song at my wedding reception. There were no women left on the dance floor by the second measure.