Andy, Leo? You suck at earworm wars.
See, the point isn't to pick just any old annoying song. It's got to be a song that stays with you to the point of insanity. Hell, a good earworm doesn't even need to be a crappy song at all. Case in point:
While this song is hardly annoying the first 18 or 20 times your brain replays it against your will, by January you will be praying for death.
And thus, the legend does indeed live on.