Thursday, November 02, 2006

Iron Maiden Can Teach Us a Lot About the Extra-Special ESP Powers of the Delusional Kool Aid Drinking Left

WARNING: For fans of IM's Seventh Son of a Seventh Son album, this post is likely to cause rapture.

Can I play with madness - the prophet stared at his crystal ball. --Iron Maiden

Just like they did in 2004, the moonbats are already charging Republican voting shenanigans before the polls have even opened. Now I realize that the example of this that I point you toward today is not exactly the finest example of an even-keeled, coherent, and rational person. But on the other hand, Tim O'Brien did feature this blog positively in the Blog House once, so you know it has serious cred. But just in case, I'll spoof the link anyway. If you really feel compelled to visit said site and knock a dozen or so points off your IQ, you should still be able to figure out the URL.

Without further ado, I give you Phoenix Woman on the imminent hijacking of the election by Karl Rove:

But if anyone wants to monitor for evidence of voting fraud, electronic or otherwise, bear in mind that Karl Rove's claims for the prowess of GOP GOTV simply don't hold water. Rove could well be touting the GOP's allegedly superior GOTV as a mask for heavy vote shenanigans. Mark Mellman explains here that GOTV, in a non-corrupt election, simply isn't enough to beat back the sort of electoral tsunami that every pollster worth his or her databases is predicting. The only thing that comes to mind this late in the game, short of Nancy Pelosi being caught on film sacrificing babies on the House floor, would be heavy-duty vote suppression/vote fraud targeted against Democrats.

Actually, it would not surprise me in the least to see Nancy Pelosi sacrificing babies on the House floor. But that's besides the point.

The point is, it's a nice little rhetorical box she tries to stuff reality into here. If the Democrats win - well, the (heavily Democrat oversampled) polls before the election bore that out. If the GOP does better than those (heavily Democrat oversampled) polls predicted, well, it must be FRAUD!!! SUPPRESSION!!! HALLIBURTON!!! WHISKY!!! SEXY!!!

And also because, well you know, the angry activist party, frustrated by being out of power so long and stuck with a president they lothe would never ever stoop fucking with the ballot box. That's why you only see that short film explaining how to hack Diebold electronic voting machines (which started on a leftyblog) on lefty blogs. Every moonbat with an internet connection and a tolerance for super-crappy bile-soaked blogging knows how to hack these machines. And they're worried about us?

It's called projection, girlfriend.

The evil that men do lives on and on -- Iron Maiden

Whoops! This just in:

Four people have been indicted on charges of voter fraud in Kansas City, officials said Wednesday.

Investigators said questionable registration forms for new voters were collected by the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, a group that works to improve minority and low-income communities.

Federal indictments allege the four turned in false voter registration applications. Prosecutors said the indictments are part of a national investigation.

Nooooooooooooooo! Ya' don't say!!! ACORN registering phony voters??? Never! They're an honest and truthful lefty organization! Right?

Right?

The Kansas City Election Board told KMBC they found suspicious forms, such as seven applications from one person and an application for a dead man.

Oh, that is so 1960 Chicago!

Lest you think that the perps were merely some mystery madmen, victims of a cruel charade (-- Iron Maiden), there's this:

"There is some motive behind it -- this is not accidental," said Ray James with the Kansas City Election Board.

Alas, cred-wise, just like 2004, actual evidence of shady doings is no match for the paranoid self-fulfilling conjecture of a seriously deluded lefty-blogger.

Now that I know that the right time has come, my prediction will surely be true
The impending disaster it looms and the whole of the village is doomed.
Why won't you listen to me? -- Iron Maiden

Because you are batshit nuts, that's why. There's no vision there at all. -- Iron Maiden

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