Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Playing to the Blogosphere

OBNOXIOUS PACKER GUY: Dementee?

DEMENTEE: YES OPG???!!!!!!!!

OPG: You're an asshole.

DEM: WHAT?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OPG: You heard me. You're an asshole.

DEM: ...

DEM: RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

DEM: ME DEMAND APOLOGY!!!!!!!!!

OPG: I apologize for nothing.

DEM: ...

DEM: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRR!!!!!

DEM: APOLOGIZE!!!!!!!

OPG: I will not apologize for criticizing LearnedFoot's failed blogging.

DEM: ????????!!!!!!!!

DEM: WHAT????!!!!!!! YOU JUST CALL DEMENTEE "ASSHOLE"!!!!!!! WHAT LEARNEDFOOT HAVE TO DO WITH IT????!!!!!

BILL: Hi. I'm OPG's PR flak. I think there's been a misunderstanding here.

DEM: OH REALLY?????!!!!!!! PLEASE ENLIGHTEN DEMENTEE!!!!!!!!!!

BILL: Well, you see, OPG misspoke. He omited some words.

DEM: OHHHHHH!!!!! WHAT OPG MEAN TO SAY????!!!!!

BILL: What he was trying to say was: "You're the best KAR ThunderJournalist to analyze and assess the media's coverage of the election as a whole." So you see, he was actually hatin' on LearnedFoot's ability to write incisive criticism of the rhetoric and press coverage surrounding next week's election by saying you should do it instead. Get it?

DEM: ...

DEM: THAT MAKE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE!!!!!!!!!

BILL: Yes it does.

OPG: I apologize for nothing.

BILL: It was nothing more than a bad joke, awkwardly and clumsily delivered. OPG's remark was an unfortunate byproduct of our soundbite culture which always demands that us ThunderJouralists be as pithy as possible when playing to the blogosphere.

DEM: STILL MAKE NO SENSE TO DEMENTEE!!!!!!!! IT SUCH A NON SEQUITUR!!!!!

BILL: No it's not.

OPG: I apologize for nothing.

DEM: BUT...BUT ME DISTINCTLY HEAR OPG CALL DEMENTEE "ASSHOLE"!!!!! YOU MEAN TO TELL DEMENTEE THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY INSULT TO FOOT???????!!!!!!

BILL: Yes. See - you get it!

DEM: OH!!!! OKAY!!!!!! ME SORRY FOR MISUNDERSTANDING YOU, OPG!!!!!!!

OPG: I apologize for nothing, asshole.

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