Thursday, February 15, 2007

Haikus for a Boring Thursday

I wonder if Mitch
Ever dated this woman.
Almost certainly.

John Amaechi is
Lucky that he never took
Timmy to the hole.

Both Milli and Vanilli
Will portray themselves.

Oopsie. I forgot
That Vanilli killed himself.
Blame it on the rain.

Ryan is a fart
Artist. Or, "fartist" perhaps?
He's got assitude!

Ten hours stranded on
Plane. Tots cry. Poop overflows.
And no free peanuts.

I am good enough,
Smart enough, and - gosh darn it -
Nobody likes me.

Watch for next Strib poll
To show Franken ahead by
Eighty-eight per cent.

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